Sheba and Kitty

I have a new turtle named "Kitty". He, yes I said he, is an aquatic turtle so he lives in an aquarium. The girls (our 3 cats) were fascinated by him at first, but now they leave him alone. There is a joke amongst our friends that my roommate Lisa and I are crazy cat ladies, so we decided to pursue this stigma by naming our turtle "Kitty" and saying we have 3 cats and a kitty. Also, Sheba is not enjoying sharing her water dish so I caught her sucking on the faucet in my bathroom like a bottle. Silly girl. Once she had her mouth wide open I tried to let it flow but she ran away. I turn 28 this Friday and my students pointed out that the female's most fertile years are between 20-29 (they just finished their reproductive chapter)! I gasped as I realized I only have one year left of peak fertility, yikes!